Monday, March 12, 2007

I know the BIG secret!!!

Munchkin here. I heard about the big secret. I AM MAD. I do not want a ho-ha-extomy. I want to keep my toys. Yes, its true I have been having urges, but so has Skeezix and I don't hear anyone complaining about him.

I am going to hide in the morning and not come out where Mommie can put me in the PTU, that she borrowed from her brother. I also heard that she is going to put the food and water away tonight where I can not eat anything after 10pm, what she doesn't know is, I have a stash of crunchies.

If I do give in to her calling me in the morning, is there anyone out there whom I can transport too? Can anyone help me? I have an idea, how bout those neuticals everyone is talking about, would someone out there buy me some? That way Monte won't know that I lost my real ones, and I can still claim to be "el naturel", sort of. How can you not help a cute little guy like me?

6 comments:

Daisy said...

Oh, Munchkin, you will be OK. Do not worry, you will get to sleep through the whole thing! You are cute, and I would help you, but this is really for the best.

Junior said...

Well, you could teleport over here, but they would just get you when you went back. It is better to just get it over with...you will be okay.

Karen Jo said...

Munchkin, don't worry about it. It will all be over before you know it. No one complains about Skeezix having urjes because he already had the operation.

Forty Paws said...

You'll be fine Munchkin. And you get to eat when you get back home. It's for the best. There are way too many unwanted poodins in the world.

Luf, Us

Derby said...

You will be OK, I have been through it and came out the other side OK. I have little, empty,fuzzy things.

Ariel said...

Munchkin you will be okay and when you come home you'll be able to rest
and eat.