1. I am "The Princess" of the house.
2. I am finiky about my food, I only like certain kinds.
3. I like to sleep between Mommie and Daddy, on MY blanket.
4. I like to lounge around on the backs of the recliners.
5. I do no like a dirty liter box.
6. I pooped in the flooy behind Mommie, when she was cleaning the litter box.
7. I am now in my foreber home. My previous beans didn't want to love or take care of me. They threatened to put me in the trash.
8. My fromt feet are marked alike - white tips.
9. I like to be cuddled.
10. I talk to my beans. I say bless you to them when they sneeze, and ask them if they are okay if they cough.
11. I do not let Munchkin sleep or lounge on the backs of the recliners, they must be available to me at all times, yes, I realize I can not be in three places at once. Please see #1, if you do not understand this.
12. I must be the first one in the clean litter box. Please also see #1, if any questions as to why.
13. I allow the girl bean to take me to bed with her every night, just until she gets to sleep. I get up then and wait for Mommie and Daddy to go to bed.